Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do

primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

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angrybagel:

“NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet 

4chanofficial:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

rlmjob:

bestlittle1:

rlmjob:

*puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it*

But knowing daddy bought them is good enough for me.

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