Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting
can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do
pretending to study in front of ur parents like
“NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet
i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes
*puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it*
But knowing daddy bought them is good enough for me.